{"id":1915,"date":"2018-12-18T01:03:16","date_gmt":"2018-12-18T00:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/?p=1915"},"modified":"2018-12-18T01:03:16","modified_gmt":"2018-12-18T00:03:16","slug":"caca-gaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/2018\/12\/18\/caca-gaz\/","title":{"rendered":"Caca-gaz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Il y a des matins o\u00f9 tu te l\u00e8ves du bon pied, sans savoir que le second marchera dans la merde. Je parle au premier degr\u00e9 car le travail de C\u00e9cile aujourd&rsquo;hui est d&rsquo;aller dans le champs derri\u00e8re chez Carolann pour ramasser les bouses de vaches.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bizutage ? C\u00e9cile est-elle le bouc \u00e9missaire ? Mais non je vous dis, on parle de vaches !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">C\u00e9cile descend sa brouette de caca de la colline et l&rsquo;offre g\u00e9n\u00e9reusement \u00e0 Vincent qui va s&rsquo;occuper de la seconde \u00e9tape ! S&rsquo;arroser de caca ! Enfin \u00e7a c&rsquo;est juste qu&rsquo;il est maladroit parce que \u00e7a n&rsquo;est pas oblig\u00e9 ! Il doit simplement m\u00e9langer les bouses \u00e0 de l&rsquo;eau pour rendre le tout plus liquide.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"single_photoswipe\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_4519.jpg\" data-size=\"907x1209\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1919\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_4519-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_4519-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_4519-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_4519.jpg 907w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Alors ? Pourquoi ils se sont lev\u00e9s ce matin ? Pour participer \u00e0 la sauvegarde de la plan\u00e8te ! Car ils font du bio-gaz ! Carolann a investi dans une esp\u00e8ce de citerne qui transforme bouses et compost en gaz. Elle a juste \u00e0 brancher son r\u00e9chaud et c&rsquo;est parti pour cuisiner ! La boucle se boucle !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"single_photoswipe\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_5574.jpg\" data-size=\"1210x908\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1920\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_5574-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_5574-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_5574-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_5574-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_5574.jpg 1210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em>Maeva<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il y a des matins o\u00f9 tu te l\u00e8ves du bon pied, sans savoir que le second marchera dans la merde. Je parle au premier degr\u00e9 car le travail de C\u00e9cile aujourd&rsquo;hui est d&rsquo;aller dans le champs derri\u00e8re chez Carolann pour ramasser les bouses de&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1918,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,6,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c-est-caca-ca","category-notre-quotidien","category-nouvelle-zelande"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1915"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1923,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915\/revisions\/1923"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}