{"id":190,"date":"2018-02-18T18:45:54","date_gmt":"2018-02-18T17:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cestbeauca.nonrien.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2018-03-01T00:01:55","modified_gmt":"2018-02-28T23:01:55","slug":"190","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/2018\/02\/18\/190\/","title":{"rendered":"Quand il faut, il faut&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab Je suis dans le train entre Agra et Delhi. Un mal de ventre me prend d\u2019un coup. Je regarde ma pote, en sueur et lui dit que je n\u2019oserai jamais aller aux toilettes. Elle laisse un instant de silence, et droit dans les yeux, elle me dit \u00ab je crois que tu ne vas pas avoir le choix, mais c\u2019est pas grave, tu ne reverras jamais les gens de ce train. \u00bb Apr\u00e8s quelques minutes o\u00f9 je crois encore que c\u2019est possible d\u2019attendre, je fonce aux toilettes, fracassant tout, et surtout l\u2019odorat. Je sors des toilettes o\u00f9 4 personnes font la queue\u2026 En effet, je ne les ai jamais recrois\u00e9s. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>V. en Inde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab Je suis dans le train entre Agra et Delhi. Un mal de ventre me prend d\u2019un coup. Je regarde ma pote, en sueur et lui dit que je n\u2019oserai jamais aller aux toilettes. Elle laisse un instant de silence, et droit dans les yeux,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c-est-caca-ca"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":275,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions\/275"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestbeauca.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}